Highlight: TWO down….14 to go!!!!
Lowlight: …read the race report below!
Well, that may not be entirely true, but when one does not have a good day, it can take a few days to envision the pluses that one forgets about. In typical ME fashion, 2 hrs after the race, all was well in Bman’s world.
I was looking forward to this race for quite some time…..nice location, one of the toughest ½ Irons going, and had watched TSN’s coverage from 2006 about a million times. You would think that would prepare you enough for the challenges ahead…. man was I wrong! Getting to St. Croix was long, but uneventful. Once we got on the “island hopper” flight from San Juan, Puerto Rico it was ALL ABOUT IRONMAN. Bikes, Mdot tatts, gear, attitude…this plane was FULL of TriMental-On.
Checking in: Well, talk about an “island attitude”….certainly not one of Ironman 70.3 most technical set ups. Generally, there are people guarding the main door so that NO ONE but athletes get in, official ID needed, weigh in, 47 signatures and “follow the lines on the floor” mentality. Here, we were asked our names, our bib numbers written on a “post it” and told to sign this 1 paragraph waiver and go inside this little room. There, we got a generic bib number, similar to “fun run” numbers, a cotton T and a chip.
We assembled the bikes and did a short 20 min ride in the direction of the race course. We went back to Rum Runners for our pre-race meal.
I had a creamy Fettuccini Alfredo with Chicken…..
sounds harmless eh?Back to the room to prep pretty well everything as the plan was to walk the bikes to the T Zone at 5am and then head back to the room to relax, change and head out for the swim.
D Day: At 2am on the nose, the rumbling began. Sharp pains in the old belly gave me that eerie feeling that no good was gonna come of this day. Before I knew it, it was 4am and I was still in the washroom and my alarm was going off out in the bedroom. This was not a good start. We took our bikes to transition and man, I was not into it….at all. A volunteer was trying to tell us about a new rule they had about needing to be body marked before we got into transition, which is never the case, so feeling as I did, nothing but attitude came out of my mouth to this poor guy. When we returned closer to the start time, I made a point of finding this guy again…..I walked up to him and extended my hand and said “Guy, I gotta apologize to you…I gave you nuthin but ‘tude earlier and I was way out of line…my bad.” He thanked me, I felt stupid….but good it needed to be done.
The Swim: We needed to jump off of the pier to begin the swim out to the Cay where the race begins. My goggles filled with salt water as did my yapper….man, this was NOT gonna be my day. I was so out of it, I only realized as I lined up for my swim that the reason my goggles filled with water was cuz they were on UPSIDE DOWN. The savings grace was that I met someone in my holding area from Kingston who knew all about TTW and had been following along since the beginning……that kinda gave me a boost. Took one last look at Stella before I left for my wave and knew at that point that it was gonna be a long time before this day would end. I knew she was worried, but did not have the heart to tell her I was scared ****- less…..allll puns intended. Not having your mental on, is far different from your body fighting you back like it is determined to take you down. All in all, I knew my swim was not horrible….it felt pretty good, but knew there was no PB swim given the waves we had to endure.
Swim: 48:18 63/74 AG
The Ride: Transition went well…given that I knew I was in for a long ride on my BlueT14. It started out relatively flat, so nutrition was foremost on my mind….long day, lots of heat, hills, wind…better load up. So, in went the first GU Gel. It lasted all of 20-30 second, and out she came, all over the fine roads of St. Croix. As I grumbled that THAT was not good….the rain came. I am usually a HUGE speed freak on the ride, but today, in this rain….there was no where near enough brake on this bike. Moments later….CRASH, not me, but two riders about ½ a km in front of me, their days done.
The BEAST came at mile 20ish. I knew I was in serious trouble, as there were two climbs before the beast that were noted on the road in paint to be mere 10% grade and they were tough. I had told Stella days before that my goal was to keep her back until the BEAST at least. As she rode beside me up the first part of the BEAST, I said to myself, good…..ONE goal met today. Off she went...she beat the BEAST...I knew she would! Well, that would be the last goal met, as I crossed the halfway point I clipped out…and walked….the shame is inked on me for good. I walked to the next curve in the road, my HR was in Z4 as I dismounted, and had lowed to upper Z2, so as I was mounting again, a woman beside me let out a shreek as she crashed, having accidentally clipped out and her momentum tossed her toward the ground. I managed another section of this damm hill but was forced to clip out again with 20 meters or so to go. They cheered as you summated, but there was no return smile from me.
The only good feeling I had was that at least one of us conquered the BEAST….she made me some proud!
In all my years of riding, both in Canada, Cuba, US ect…I have honestly NEVER seen a bike course like this….rough roads, technical decreasing radius turns, hydroplaning pavement, climbs….dozens of them…most with at least 9-11% grade. The views were un imaginable, yet no time to enjoy them. I dropped my chain at the 48 mile marker and was looking down to try and correct it on the fly…. Do not try to do this when you are foggy already and the roads are rough. Before I knew it……BLAM, into the ditch!!! I have no clue how I went off the road, into a ditch, up the other side and did NOT crash it!!! All in all, I saw at LEAST 15 punctures and 7-10 crashes…..it was all out was against this course, and I think the course won on this day.
Nutrition on the bike: 2 salt pills, 1 gel, ½ bottle Gatorade and water.
Bike: 4:35 (69/74 AG)
The Run: As I dismounted my bike, I was urged on to “run my bike” into transition…..there was no running in me. I got to my t-zone spot and racked my bike. I looked up and saw Chris, an Ottawa TriGuy standing in front of me. He looked at me and gave me that “Oh my dear lord” look and asked if he could get me anything….I said water I think…but saw in his eyes how I truly must have looked…I felt like I had been hit by a truck…a big one. Off I went…. My goal was to hit every aid station there was (every 1km thank gawd!) and take in what I could. As I approached the first station, I grabbed a Gatorade to go and took a gulp of it as I ran (lets be honest…it was a shuffle). Just like on the bike, it was down for a short period of time before I bent over and puked it all out. As I wiped my face off, I looked up, and my sweet Stella was standing in front of me….how friggin embarrassing is that! Each water station was the same….my thinking was if it stayed in me for a minute, my body could absorb some kind of nutrition.
As I entered Buccaneer Resort for the Golf course loop, Stella sacrificed a great run to keep my delusional and angry self company. Her time with me was the only part of the race I truly remember. She did have to tell me later about a few delirious comments I made, of which I totally deny! As I insisted she move on, I was back in my tearful world.
Happy thoughts returned as I got many shout outs from people we met, and others who had heard we were there…”TriTheWorld ROCKS” from strangers does something to the brain for sure. Ottawa Triguy Dev Paul rode beside me for a few click, insisting that a “shuffle” was 2.5 times quicker than a walk”…at the time I didn’t like the sound of that, but not wanting to argue with a mutli-Ironman, accomplished athlete that he is, I shuffled….dammit, he was right…forward momentum for us clydes is easy…we just sorta tip forward and off we go!! LOL
With the last 4k in site, I came across the only other “38” yr old man I saw on the course…sure there were others, but he was my only “competition” I saw. He was havin a rough day. I told him to latch on…he said he had nothing. See, Jason had signed up for this race, suffered a bike crash a few weeks back and broke a bone in his back. He came all the way from Dallas Texas and he was FOR SURE gonna get ‘er done. We talked, shared and pushed each other through walks and runs….I gave up my salt tabs to him (like they were doing ME any good). With about 2k to go, he said he wanted to finish this up, pushed me to go ahead with what ever I had left…I told him I WOULD see him at the end…and I departed. I am proud to say that I ran that last 2 k! I felt guilty as I saw that Stella had waited around and told me as I “ran” by her “you had me worried mister”…I realized how bad it really was. Finish line just ahead….
Nutrition on the run: 2 salt pills, one bottle of water…lots of ice.
Run: 3:08:44 (66/74AG)
**Race Fact….. I only found out later, that 10% of the field on this day DNF’d.
Post Race: Jason finished with a huge hug for his “Half Ironman Brother”….that was his day, even though I left him with last finisher in our AG….neither of us cared!! I truly collapsed at the end…I was spent, sad and very emotional. Fighting with your body sure makes you appreciate your conditioning and luck some days. I avoided the MED tent as I knew an IV would have meant a trip to the hospital. At any other IM, it’s a quick top up on site….but in St. Croix, it would me something WAY different. Turns out, I just needed the Gatorade to stay in, which it did after I stopped the up/down motion. We got back to our room and cleaned up, mostly just re-generating.
A few hours later we went to the awards dinner, as many of our Ottawa buddies were going. One of them was in line for a Kona slot, so we were anxious to be a part of that. All in all, a great time…great setting….and lets be honest, I ate my face off!!!! I did not care if it was gonna stick or not!!! Shortly after the awards ceremony, I was time to just hang out. I got to chat with one on the Tri community legend Mike Pigg, superstars Craig Alexander and Faris Al-Sultan…..life was suddenly good again. Both Faris and Craig said that this was THE toughest ½ Iron out there…my day began to look not as bad as I had thought. Faris even invited us to his “after party” but we declined…..what was I thinking!!!
Mind you, he was on our flight the next day and looked some rough, so perhaps a good decision on our part!TTW had a great weekend in St. Croix. Word travels fast in the Tri community…and people genuinely care. When we get approached by strangers saying that THEY heard about us, makes us feel great. But when we try and share the “why” behind it all, and they interrupt us saying that they already know….that proves to us that THIS is working.
Overall Time: 8:32:55….66/74 AG
2 down….14 to go.